Wednesday, August 1, 2012

only live once

Well, funny thing about saying "NEVER"...  sometimes it makes you have to tuck your tail and bow your head in shame.

It seems through my life, occasionally I've kinda had to walk on "I told you so" eggshells .

This be one o' them occaisonals

I remarked today that I'd never start a blog, .. yet here I am with a crick in my neck as I lower that big ole (evidently sometimes empty) head, and when the f**k  did I grow that TAIL which now is dutifully tucked between my legs.

Damn, of all the things I can think of, a "tail" is the LAST thing I'd like between my legs!!

Here's the deal   -   the reason I said I would never do the blog thingy is I am ridiculously bad at staying connected for very long to or WITH anything. (or anyone for that matter .. yeeks)

Yup.. I suffer from a word I created..   I call it   "Commit-o'-phobe".

Be honest, in some areas of our lives we all have a tad of commitophobia don't we?

BUT.. I reign absolute - Queen for life - over the kingdom where I reside.  The island Comphobe.

(ya' just know it's gotta exist on an ISLAND ... ummm  der)

Sooo, this is probably the last of this blog you'll ever see      -     or I might surprise ya

Hell if I kept up w/ this thang... it would surprise me too, but what th' heck ... ya' only live once RIGHT??!